4/5 - If nothing else, Eileen gives me the excuse to say “erotic thriller” or perhaps even “psycosexual melodrama”.

3.5/5 - A Christmas horror is always welcome for me, especially if it has any sort of heart to it and doesn’t just use Christmas as a settin

3/5 - With Scream 7 slowly crumbling to the ground, it was an exciting prospect to have a new slasher franchise kicking off

3/5 - As someone who has lived through all 100 years of The Walt Disney Company and seen their entire catalogue of films, I am the authority

3/5 - The latest Hunger Games entry takes us back a few decades, to explore the beginning of the commercialisation of the games.

2.5/5 - It is boring to follow the exact same lines of criticism that everyone else is hurling at this film, but I am boring.